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Puerto Vallarta On 49 Brain Cells A Day is a hilarious collection of true stories detailing an American expat’s confusing first years living in Mexico. We follow him and his saintly wife as they stumble through a series of surreal misadventures. Whether the author is unknowingly telling a waiter in his beginner’s mangled Spanish that he wants to, “…urinate right here, at this table!” or asking a twelve year-old girl at her birthday party, “…so tell me, señorita, how many anuses do you have…” readers will find themselves literally choking with laughter from the very first page. The author, who upon his arrival in Vallarta, quickly developed a fondness for “Raicilla” (the local moonshine), is continually getting himself into one bizarre predicament after another: buying a five foot-long iguana at the beach and then attempting to drive it home in his Volkswagen Bug; almost setting his boss on fire trying to light a barbecue with the afore-mentioned moonshine; and falling into a pig sty at a rural wedding. The list of mishaps goes on and on, as does the laughter. Oddly enough, this entertaining well-written book of stories in also highly instructive, in its own way, giving the reader a comprehensive view (albeit through a slightly cracked lens) of what life is actually like for an American living in Mexico.

Constantina – Puerto Vallarta Pelicano é uma memória musical. Um testemunho de transição, do amor pela música e pelo fazer música, pois a única certeza sempr…

The American School of Puerto Vallarta has just announced their upcoming open house, to take place February 11, from 10 am to 1 pm. This is a unique opportunity for families in Puerto Vallarta and surrounding areas to discover why the educational institution is one of the finest in the region.

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This is a walking map of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. It will easily guide you to many restaurants, hotels, shopping and special interest sites. There is also some pertinent information such as history, important phone numbers and rental car information.

¿Quién viene a Vallarta pronto y de dónde? / Who’s going to visit Puerto Vallarta and from where?
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• Full-color guide • Make your trip to Puerto Vallarta unforgettable with illustrated features, 28 maps, and 156 color photos.
• Customize your trip with simple planning tools • Top experiences & attractions • Lodging comparison charts • Easy-to-read color regional maps
• Explore Puerto Vallarta, the Riviera Nayarit, Costalegre, and beyond • Discerning Fodor’s Choice picks for hotels, restaurants, sights, and more • “Word of Mouth” tips from fellow Fodor’s travelers • Illustrated features on resort spas, Huichol art, tequila, and mariachi • Best  sportfishing, snorkeling, banana boat rides, jungle treks, and more
• Opinions from destination experts • Fodor’s writers reveal their favorite local haunts • Revised annually to provide the latest information

Product Features

• ISBN13: 9781400004829
• Condition: New
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